THE WILDEST, CRAZIEST CELLIST

He wallows around in the dirt, jumps flatfooted from the ground to a table 4 feet high, makes guttural sounds and all kinds of strange and scary faces, acts like he has just escaped from the asylum and does all this while playing his cello, sometimes with a bow, sometimes strumming it like a guitar. He is a cross between Weird Al Yankovik, Jerry Lewis and Jim Carey but realistically they can’t…